In the spirit of the Sokal Affair, my friends Bert, Emerson, Rob, James, Ryan, and I came up with the following titles that could appear in a to-be-founded **Journal of Quantum Hermeneutics**.

We did so during our trip at the Notre Dame PhilMath Workshop a few years ago. I can't say who came up with what. And I think there are some here by our friend Nic M. If you are interested in contributing to this list, please email me.

The forthcoming issue of **The Journal of Quantum Hermeneutics** will include:

- Axiomatic Studies in Postmodern Philosophy
- The Completeness of the Deconstructionist Program
- A Parametric Renormalization of Foucaldian Dynamics
- The Androcentrist Character of the Parallel Postulate
- The Emancipation of the Mind via the Axiom of Choice
- Go Midwest Young man: Further Foucaldian Permutations in Semanticist's Clothing
- The Russellian Notion of Class Discrepancy of the Proletariat
- The Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics meets Merleau-Ponty
- Curvature of Space-Time as the Cause of Sartre's Nausea
- Camus' Contribution to the Theory of Existential Quantification
- Grasping Being-as-such with the Invisible Hand: An Experimental Approach
- The Will to Power and Electrons' Degrees of Freedom
- An Epistemology of Conspiracy Theories without Hidden Variables
- Racial Issues with the Four-Color Theorem
- Penetrating Membranes: String Theory and Gender Identity: The Hypersexualization of Hyperspace
- From Monad to Ego: A Quantum Field-Theoretic Model of the Emergence of Consciousness
- Mathematical Idealization in the Works of Ricoeur: Asymptotic Explanation of Religious Experience
- The Evolutionary Dynamics of the Absolute
- The Infinitesimal Analysis of Intentionality: The Logic of Qualia Revisited
- The Emancipation of the Proletariat in the Light of the Bernays-Godel-von Neumann Concept of Proper Class
- The Neurophysiological Analysis of the Res Cogitans
- Correcting Einstein's Conception of Time: New Contributions of Augustine
- Quantum Gravity as a Model for the Post-Modern Fragmentation of Being
- Quantum cloning and haecceity: Entanglement of primitive thisness
- Levels of meaning entangled: An invitation to quantum semiotics
- Revolutionary Quantization of Moral Judgments: A Quasi-Realist Perspective
- Quantum cloning and haecceity: Entanglement of primitive thisness
- Levels of meaning entangled: An invitation to quantum semiotics
- God's Beneficence and the Axiom of Choice: the Banach-Tarski Theorem and the Miracle of the Loaves and Fishes

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